Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?
this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’
There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.
Walked around the house calling this punk several times and where was she during the whole ordeal? In the clean laundry that I have not put away.
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none
IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY
So on this site you answer some poll-type questions about yourself every few hours (just like…food preferences and stuff. the questions are pretty dumb.) and you get put in a daily drawing for $50.
It’s not that bad. I use a lot of these sites and things, as I am painfully unemployed.
Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.